"Hey, professor! How are you?" "Oh, I am doing acquiescently"
"What are you eating, professor?" "I am pasturing a horizontal cheesecake and distinctive tea"
"Professor! You've been shot!" "My, I seem to be bloodletting quite excessively"
Okay, professor, dude, I know you're London's most intelligent gentleman. It shows! But for ONCE in your entire Goddamn life speak like a normal person and not rub your intelligence into everyone's faces by speaking words we know nothing about? You got a KID with ya, dude! He's gonna grow up and spout random, confusing words